Sunday, October 28, 2012

Helium Hydrogyn Oxygn

Sorry if those elements in my title aren't spelled right. But, I think Helium and Hydrogyn are two of my most favorite words!!! Why, you ask? C'mon, just say it: Hel ee um, Hi dro gin. Ahhh. Especially Hydrogyn. Makes me think of a manga I once read. It had such a hard to pronounce title!!! But Hydrogyn or Helium was in it. It only had 2 volumes. Back to black. That's rhymey. Oh, why is Oxygn in my title? Well, with out it, we'll all die. Not very pleasant. Ooohh, you know if someone hits you hard in the back of your neck in the right place, you'll die?! Weird. Strange to think humans, who invented guns and  machine guns and tanks to kill other things, die so easily. Kinda scary, right? Like, you're just sitting on the bus, when BAM! Someone hits your neck as a joke and you go limp. Shudder. Sorry, I'm being so Negitive. Negitive Nina, as I USED to say. Okay, let us talk about POSITIVE things. Like, GOOD MORNING, Y'ALL! Happy Sunday! Sun dae. SUNDAE. Sunday. SUNDAE. Sunday. Yeah. Let us speak in a French accent: Missure, would you like some *mwah* chocolat to go with your *mwah* croissant?

Saturday, October 27, 2012

C‘est Halloween!!

Yeah, you hear me??? I said c'est Halloween! Yes, I am a little bit of a FRENCH MANIAC these days. Have you ever eaten a croissant? BEST. THING. EVER. So sweet. Orange for Halloween (?) Yeah, Orange and black. Anyway, it's now October 27 in Canada. If you are in China, it might be the 28. I had no school on Friday cuz of a P.D. Day (what the heck-o is P.D. Day?!) so it's a long weekend for me <3. Brilliant, I know. Smirk. I bet all of you had to go through a miserable Friday at SCHOOL. And I was lounging at home with a good book. Heh. Sorry, I'm a little mean. That's the way the cupcakes roll. Jeez, don't you just love love love Saturdays? I mean, just say the name: SATURDAY. I don't know about you, but when I think of Saturday, a picture of blue liquid pops into my head O.O. Is that weird? It was either that, or a picture of Saturn. Is my constant change of font color bugging you? Oh well. Get over it. It's for Halloween, buzz kill. I wonder what would happen if I use the white font color... mmm okay sure. ohhh coolll, it's like i'm writing nothing!!!!!!! Yeah, all that there, that was writing. I didn't know if I made any spelling mistakes. I didn't look. And, now YOU'LL never know what I wrote there.

Mwahahahaha.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

October Sucks

Hi ho. So, it's October. You say octobre in French. October 21st to be exact. Here, it's not that October is really stupid, but I just don't like October much. Why, you (probably) ask? It is very much because the month after October is November (novembre in French) and November happens to be one of my favorite months. Sooo, if October wasn't IN THE WAY, November would come a whole month earlier. Why do I like November? Well, October has 31 (stupid) days. November, on the other hand, only has 30 (I think). It is a true fact that the last three months of a year are the most stressful. Cuz, you're all like, "Oh my god, a whole year has almost pasted and I'm still a complete failure! I'm gonna be a whole year older soon and I'll have to get used to writing the year in a different way and I'll have to get a new calendar and host a party for New Years and... ACK, MY HAIR IS WHITE!!!!!!!!" Okay, so maybe not everyone's like that. You know, the last part only applies to a certain amount of people. For kids, you might say this: "Mmm hmm. I have been in school for, like, two months now and there are still eight more to go. Okay. And mom's throwing a party, with people. Oh, great. People. Okay. Oh, and Chistmas Vacation is almost almost here. Joy. Oh yeah. It's going to be January again. Okay." Okay, so maybe no one says that. But you get the idea. I'll bet most people have at least one time woken up in the morning, checked the date, and was like "WHAT?!? It's only
_____________ (enter curent date here)?!? I thought it was already ______________ (enter date two days ahead of curent date here)!!" Yeah. OH. Ahem, I have not blogged for a while (belated introduction), that is because I really forgot. Whoops. It is now... 3:41 pm. In Calgary. CALGARY, MY TOWN!!! YEAH! Tee hee <3 Don't you judge me.
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<3 Cheyenne (not my real name)