The Mayans

Are you reading this? Then hello!!!! So, about the Mayans... I have NO idea what they are. But they ended their calendar on December 21th. Why? I dunno. But they did. Soooooo... what does that mean?! TOMORROW IS THE ENNNNDDD!!!!!!! If it's not, then DECEMBER 31 IS THE ENNNDDD!!! OH MY GOD, this might be the LAST blog I'll ever do!!! How very scary. soooo scary. yeah. okay uh huh. AAAAAAAARRRRUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!
Did I mention tomorrow is the end?

12/12/12

O_O oh my god. Today is December 12, 2012!!!! I thought the world was gonna end at 12:12 pm. Hehehehe. But why? I mean, last year it was once November 11 2011, right? Sigh, just wait till the 31st. So, are pageviews like how many people look at your blog? Gosh, I'm slowwww. French is weird. We had French today. It's weird. BONJOUR!!!! Le crayon. Dans mon sac a dos..... I don't know if I spelled that correctly. It means in my backpack... I want a magazine. So back to today's date. why 2012 be the end of the world? why why why why???? Cuz 20 + 12 = 32, and I find nothing evil about 32. Or 20. Or 12. I mean, if it was 2013, I would understand, 13 is totally evil. TSK TSK. Who watched the final episode of iCarly? Saaaddd...... I want my mom to get Nick, but I know she'll say no. (WARNING, Advertisement) Nick is sooooo totally awesome. They have ALL the best shows like iCarly, Victorious.... actually, that's basically it. Glad the cancelled How To Rock. Now if we can only get rid of Planet Sheen, Fanboy and Chum Chum... 

Merry December!

I say hey ho to all the people who are reading this. You're probably reading this for the first time because usually, people who read my blog find it extremely weird and never looks at it again. But hey ya all rookies! I've got 6 minutes and I need to blog!!!! I am sorry I didn't blog in SUCH  a long time. But guess what? This is totally the Story of My Life (from May to December anyway)! And, I am almost, almost, almost, almost twelve!!!!!!!!!! How greeeeattt is that?? It is splendid. WHAT AN AMAZING AGE TWELVE IS. I want to post some sort of quote like people do, but when I searched 'funny quotes' on Google, it gave me something inappropriate. I am sorry if that's spelled wrong. After all, I'm only eleven. But I have to say, I was the fastest typer (that's not a word) in my class last year. <3 sooo proud! <3. 2 more minutes..... bye.

Kay, nevermind that. I am back for another 7 minutes (what's wrong with me?) So, I understand that I JUST published this blog and it hasn't even been 3 minutes and two people already read it (or atleast clicked on it, realized it made no sense, and went back). I find that weiirddd. USA, USA!!! Why did I just say that? I do not know. School's out on Dec. 20. And as wee alllllll know, the end of the world is near!!!!! Dec. 31 12:00am (wherever you are), buildings will crash, a giant hawk will come and kill everyone (?), there will be earthquakes, tornadoes, big wave storms (called tsunamis or something)!!!! And earth will... EXPLODE!!! well, thank you for reading to the end of my blog, I don't expect to ever see you again. Farewell, fair gentleman/lady, I hope you become successful in life. GOODBYE FOREVER!!!! Wish me luck that some nice new people come to read my blog next week!

Helium Hydrogyn Oxygn

Sorry if those elements in my title aren't spelled right. But, I think Helium and Hydrogyn are two of my most favorite words!!! Why, you ask? C'mon, just say it: Hel ee um, Hi dro gin. Ahhh. Especially Hydrogyn. Makes me think of a manga I once read. It had such a hard to pronounce title!!! But Hydrogyn or Helium was in it. It only had 2 volumes. Back to black. That's rhymey. Oh, why is Oxygn in my title? Well, with out it, we'll all die. Not very pleasant. Ooohh, you know if someone hits you hard in the back of your neck in the right place, you'll die?! Weird. Strange to think humans, who invented guns and  machine guns and tanks to kill other things, die so easily. Kinda scary, right? Like, you're just sitting on the bus, when BAM! Someone hits your neck as a joke and you go limp. Shudder. Sorry, I'm being so Negitive. Negitive Nina, as I USED to say. Okay, let us talk about POSITIVE things. Like, GOOD MORNING, Y'ALL! Happy Sunday! Sun dae. SUNDAE. Sunday. SUNDAE. Sunday. Yeah. Let us speak in a French accent: Missure, would you like some *mwah* chocolat to go with your *mwah* croissant?

C‘est Halloween!!

Yeah, you hear me??? I said c'est Halloween! Yes, I am a little bit of a FRENCH MANIAC these days. Have you ever eaten a croissant? BEST. THING. EVER. So sweet. Orange for Halloween (?) Yeah, Orange and black. Anyway, it's now October 27 in Canada. If you are in China, it might be the 28. I had no school on Friday cuz of a P.D. Day (what the heck-o is P.D. Day?!) so it's a long weekend for me <3. Brilliant, I know. Smirk. I bet all of you had to go through a miserable Friday at SCHOOL. And I was lounging at home with a good book. Heh. Sorry, I'm a little mean. That's the way the cupcakes roll. Jeez, don't you just love love love Saturdays? I mean, just say the name: SATURDAY. I don't know about you, but when I think of Saturday, a picture of blue liquid pops into my head O.O. Is that weird? It was either that, or a picture of Saturn. Is my constant change of font color bugging you? Oh well. Get over it. It's for Halloween, buzz kill. I wonder what would happen if I use the white font color... mmm okay sure. ohhh coolll, it's like i'm writing nothing!!!!!!! Yeah, all that there, that was writing. I didn't know if I made any spelling mistakes. I didn't look. And, now YOU'LL never know what I wrote there.

Mwahahahaha.

October Sucks

Hi ho. So, it's October. You say octobre in French. October 21st to be exact. Here, it's not that October is really stupid, but I just don't like October much. Why, you (probably) ask? It is very much because the month after October is November (novembre in French) and November happens to be one of my favorite months. Sooo, if October wasn't IN THE WAY, November would come a whole month earlier. Why do I like November? Well, October has 31 (stupid) days. November, on the other hand, only has 30 (I think). It is a true fact that the last three months of a year are the most stressful. Cuz, you're all like, "Oh my god, a whole year has almost pasted and I'm still a complete failure! I'm gonna be a whole year older soon and I'll have to get used to writing the year in a different way and I'll have to get a new calendar and host a party for New Years and... ACK, MY HAIR IS WHITE!!!!!!!!" Okay, so maybe not everyone's like that. You know, the last part only applies to a certain amount of people. For kids, you might say this: "Mmm hmm. I have been in school for, like, two months now and there are still eight more to go. Okay. And mom's throwing a party, with people. Oh, great. People. Okay. Oh, and Chistmas Vacation is almost almost here. Joy. Oh yeah. It's going to be January again. Okay." Okay, so maybe no one says that. But you get the idea. I'll bet most people have at least one time woken up in the morning, checked the date, and was like "WHAT?!? It's only
_____________ (enter curent date here)?!? I thought it was already ______________ (enter date two days ahead of curent date here)!!" Yeah. OH. Ahem, I have not blogged for a while (belated introduction), that is because I really forgot. Whoops. It is now... 3:41 pm. In Calgary. CALGARY, MY TOWN!!! YEAH! Tee hee <3 Don't you judge me.
OH. And thanks everyone, for giving me 200 pageviews (whatever that is)!!!

<3 Cheyenne (not my real name)

September!!!

Oh my gosh!!! It's...drumroll... SEPTEMBER!!!!! Back to school for me ;(. That's a sad face right there. Yup, sad, sad, sad. I'm also very sad because summer is almost over. September 22 is the first day of Autumn. Don't get me wrong, Autumn is fine, but Winter. Winter really gets me mad. MAD I TELL YOU MAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so cold in the Winter time. I'm a negitive person, sorry 'bout that. Can't help it. But I am excited for CHRISTMAS! And Halloween! Christmas happens to be my favorite holiday! I get a present! Santa Claus is not real everyone. I repeat, SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL. Call me a buzz kill, but it's true. Time to face the music, Santa is a total phoney. In fact, I just found out he was fake just LAST YEAR!!! Also, the Tooth Fairy. Bleh, stupid people, trying to fool us with stupid fairy tales and what not. In my opinion, never believe anyone with a smile on their face all the time. Geez.

My Vacation!!!

Whoo yeah! Listen, I didn't JUST go to Toronto, I also went to Quebec, Montreal, Prince Edward Island, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, 1000 Islands and New York State, USA!!!!! Okay, I didn't ACTUALLY go on land in New York State, but I sailed in American waters!!! And I saw Niagra Falls, BEST PLACE EVER. You get to ride a boat called MAID OF THE MIST and go, like, RIGHT beside the falls! The Canadian one and American one. You also get a raincoat thing because you'll get really, really, really, REALLLLYYYY wet!!!! SOO fun! I'm totally advertising, GO TO NIAGRA FALLS! REALLY, DO IT, OR ELSE YOU ARE NOTHING!!! Sorry, that was a bit harsh. *Quickly scribble sorry letters to all the 100+ people who read this, but then realizes has no way to send them so tosses all the letters into the trash*. Moooovvinngg on. I ate a French dinner in Quebec. First we had this cheesy soup which actually didn't taste bad with bread! Then the main course, then dessert which was a lovely cheesecake that I didn't finish because I was too full. But it was lovely. Nice place. I don't know what it's called, though. I don't know if it's LEGAL to put these things on this PUBLIC blog. I hope so. I'm only saying nice things anyway, so that'll be good for them, right? Anyway, the reflection of the sky and trees outside my window on the computer monitor looks like a face. It scared the fudge out of me. Really. And you know what I mean by 'fudge'. I just found out that my favorite show of all time is enddinggg!!! NOOOOO!! Followed by my SECOND favorite show of all time, which is also ending! NOO! *Bangs head on table until passes out then wakes up and realizes blog isn't finished and keeps typing* Oh how I'll miss 'em. Victorious lasted for about 3 years while iCarly lasted for about 5. That's actually pretty good for shows. Most shows don't last for 3 years and only VERY few shows that are VERY popular lasts for 5! iCarly is the only show I know that lasted for 5 years! Weeelll, I bet Drake and Josh lasted for a long time too, which is my THIRD favorite show! All by Dan. I forgot his last name. Sorry, Dan!

Toronto!!!!

Whoa. I'm going to Toronto! Yep, it is 100% true, I am going to Toronto, TOMORROW! yayyyy! I have to wake up at 6 am, which is BRILLIANT! I love waking up early, I don't know why! I'm too excited to write, so this is goodbye for 9 days straight!!! WHOOP!!!

Counting down the days!!

Heyyy!!! There's only 4 more days till I go to TORONTO!!! YAYYY!!!!! If you're reading this and you're in Toronto, tell me, what's Toronto like? Is it really messed up there? Cuz once on the news, I heard it was messed up there. But it's probably fixed by now. Whatever. I'm going for 9 days! That's the longest time I've been on vacation! Wait, that's not right. I've been to China for like a month. It's really hot in China. You can literally almost SEE the heatwaves. UGH. I really have nothing to write so I guess this is goodbye until I think of something to add to this. IF I think of something to add to this. BYEEEEEE. 

Two Blogs in ONE day!

Wowie, it is soooo rare that I'd ever blog twice a day, so YIPPIE-YAH-YO! My favorite show of all time, Victorious isn't airing any episodes! Neither is my second-fav. show of all time, iCarly. I am so sad T.T. Yes, that is a crying sad face. Uh-huh, that's how sad I am. Pure sadness. Sadness all the way. Filled to the brim with sadness--- okay, I'll shut up now.
My motto is 'need something, you can't find it, find something, you don't need it' which is the truest thing in the world. I mean, how many times have you said this: oh, lookie! I found something! But I don't need it. *Tosses the thing back in with the other things* wait a minute, I DO need that thing! *Searches for it but can't find it and frowns and crinkles forehead in frustration*. That is soooo familiar. 

London 2012 Olympics!

Hello, and welcome to the 2012 London Olympics!!!! I'm your host, Lucy. Now, we're going to talk about something else! To all of you who still don't get it, my titles don't say ANYTHING about what my blog is about. Usually. That's cuz I do the title first, so I really don't know what I'm going to write here. I just make it up as I go along. So smart, right? I am a very fast typer, I know that. I also know that 'typer' isn't a word. Please, just don't be a Negative Nina. I have piano in less than 3 hours, so wish me good luck in your head, RIGHT NOW PLEASE!!!! Good luck in piano, Lucy! Gooooood luck, Lucy! Best of luck to ya! Yay, now I'll have good luck! Ba-ba-ba-bummm! Instant change of font! Yeah, yeah, yeahhhh! I have a fake pink streak in my hair right now. My hair is black. Blackie, black, black. Pink streak plus black hair equals evil-looking girl. Am I right? EVVVILLL. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so evil. Sigh. I think this computer is heating up too much now. Sorry, gtg. That means 'Got To Go' but before I do, I wanna change the color of my text. Lookie, it's pinkie!!! Whoo! My signature color is aquamarine, Ta-daaa! It's an aquamarine-ish color. Or maybe this? Whatever, from this day on, I promise to write in this color. Yayyyy, buh-byeeeee!!!

100 Page Views Celebration!!

No, no, no. I already know that I've got more than 100 page views a whole long time ago. But I never noticed. So, welcome to my 100 PAGE VIEWS PAR-TAY!!!! Sorry, I had caps lock on. Here's a joke:
What comes but never arrives?


Answer:Tomorrow
Ha ha ha ha! Not funny. I just copied that right off the internet. I love the internet. You can just 'copy' and 'paste' and not do all that tracing thingy you have to do in real life. Ohh, the cruel world of reality. I mean, wouldn't it be GREAT if you can just copy and paste things in real life? I mean, just copy and paste, copy and paste! Look at that person! Oh he looks cool, I'm gonna copy him and take him home! Oh, hey, there's just one cupcake left! Oh, that's fine! I'll just copy and paste one for me! That mansion looks super expensive! That's okay, I'll just copy and paste some bills so I can buy it! Ahh... that'll be the best. Sigh. Now, lets talk real here, I'm going to Toronto on August 7th. I have a friend. I'm not going to reveal her identity. Her name starts with an 'R', that's all I'm gonna say. She doesn't BELIEVE I'm going to Toronto, so I'm going to prove it to her here:
Hello, Mysterious 'R' person!
Now that I wrote it on the internet for
EVERYONE to see, you can probably say 
that YES, I'm going to Toronto, for REAL.
You see?? Now she'll get it. Ahem, now on to serious news. *Puts on a SERIOUS face* now, I have never, ever, EVER revealed my age, have I? Oh, wait I have. Now, do not report me to the Google people. Aha, that sounds weird, Google people. Hee, hee. *Puts on a goofy face, runs around screaming, laugh and chokes on juice and does a spit take* so, I guess some people might say that I'm a LITTLE bit excited for my trip. 
Now, this blog is over. Be on the look out for my next one. 
THIS PART IS SPOKEN WITH A BRITISH ACCENT: Tally-ho, tally-ho! I've got to go to the loo, young lad. Chip-chip-cherrio!! 

Bloggy-Blog-Blog!

Hi, hi, hi, hi!!! I haven't blogged since FOREVER ago!! Hi, again! Yes, it is still me, the wonderful, amazing, funny LUCY!!!! Mwah, mwah, thank you all! Yes. Now, who's in the mood to talk about random stuff? I am! And for your information, this is MY blog, not yours so if you don't wanna read RANDOM STUFF, I suggest you go jump off a cliff. Thank you. Now, for those people who aren't dead, I present to you, RANDOM STUFF!!:
I'm in the mood for cupcakes, aren't you in the mood for cupcakes? I'm always in the mood for cupcakes. >.< yes, I am. Do you ever sit awake in bed, and you suddenly think; I've always wanted an out-of-body experience? Well, here's what it feels like to be out of your own body. Imagine you're on an airplane. Now, imagine the airplane is gone, and you're still flying. You can imagine that, right? Yep, that's what it feels like to be out of your own body. Cool, eh? Okay, for the record, I just made that up. But I'm pretty sure that's what it feels like. Geez, don't be a Negative Nina. For those of you out there, the name 'Nina' is pronounced NEE-NA, not NINE-A. Just putting that out there. Ahem, on August 7th, I'm going to Toronto for 9 days!! I'm gon' see the Niagara Falls, Baby! Whoo! So maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to TOUCH the USA. Maybe. You people know about the 2012 London Olympics, right? It's probably still on, so go watch it! Wait, finish reading my blog first! Rude. The Olympics, a.k.a, THE FIVE RING THINGIES, are to be in London this year. It was in Beijing in 2008 and even in our very own Vancouver in 2010 (I've been to Vancouver once. Two years ago). NOW, HELLLLOOOWWWW, LONDON! London, did you know there's a London in Canada too? That's right. There is. BYE!

Julyyyyyyyyy

Oh, I haven't wrote in a looooonnnggg time. It's July 17. I went to the stampede with my friend. We barely did anything. One sec, I gotta go do something.

Red Carpet

You know what I hate? Red Carpets. I mean, why does it have to be red? Red is disgusting (for a carpet). There should be PINK carpets and SILVER carpets and WHITE carpets. Okay, moving on. Today is the first time that I'M NOT HUNGRY!!!!! That's a big achivement. I love food. Hey, today is July 5th. Yesterday was a big day for all you Americans. So, since America and Canada signed something, I am going to celebrate the 4th of July, on the 5th. Ahem. OH, HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! WE ALL LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!! AMAZING AMERICA!!!!WHOOO-HOOOO!! AMERICA IS SO WEALTHY!!!!! AMERICANS MAKES ALL THE TV SHOWS (and the Chinese makes all the toys)!!!!! WHOOOO!!! Okay, that's enough excitment. We all know you Americans hate Canadians. I mean, you see American celebs saying 'omg, I love Canada!!‘ but the truth is, they get paid to say that. Even so, HAPPY LATE 4TH OF JULY, AMERICA!!!

Happy Tuesday!

Yes, yes, it is a very cloudy Tuesday here in Calgary. It might rain. But there is sun, so the chances aren't as high. Hee hee. Did I sound 'weather reporter' like? Today is July 3rd. And on July 14th, I'm going to Kelowna, B.C. to pick cherries!!! How fun!! Only 11 days away. Do you know what I like? I like going on airplanes or trains or whatever early in the morning or late at night. It's just more exciting that way. I'm going to Kelowna at 7:00 am, but I have to wake up at 5:00 am!!!!!!!! I just loooove waking up early!! But I do prefer if we left at midnight. I like going to places at midnight. Midnight is the best. THE BEST. Hey, if you're reading this right now, and you're from GERMANY, can you understand me? CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? Cuz if you don't know how to speak English, I suggest you stop reading this cuz you're not gonna understand anyway. Same with you people from China and MALAYSIA. Really, Malaysia? I don't even know what that is.

Decorate the Cupcakes

This is the last blog about 'recipes'. So right now, go get a can of frosting or make your own and decorate the cupcakes red and white for CANADA DAY!!!! Which was yesterday. Or, if you're American, I suppose you can decorate 'em white, red and blue and with stars. You see? American's have problems too. I mean, the Canadian flag is just line, leaf, line while the Americans have to draw every single stupid star and lines and ugh. Too be honest, I am not a fan of America. A place where basically EVERYONE has a gun and can kill you if they're mad. Anyway, 'America Day' is on the 4th of July, while Canada Day is on the first. Which means, Canada is 'first' while America is 'fourth' best. BWAHAHAHAHA. Sorry if I upset you America lovers. I will never speak of this again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Make your Cupcakes!

Now you can make you delish cupcakes following a recipe that I won't give you. So go, make 'em right now!! Go, on, go!! Okay, are you done? Okay, HAPPY CANADA DAY!!! Yahhh, rahhhh go Canada!! That's a rhyme!! I might be going to P.I. Park for the celebration, cuz we all know Canada's really big! That has nothing to do with it, I know. But don't you decorate those cupcakes, that's for tomorrow. We'll decorate 'em white and red... oops, spoiler alert!

Get the Stuff

I'm doing what I call 'a recipe'. The first thing to do when you're making cupcakes, is get the stuff. So that's my title. Why don't you go get the stuff for your yummy cupcakes right now, before you read the rest of my blog. Go on, beat it. I'm waaaiting. YOU MUST GO RIGHT NOW!!! GO ON! Are you done getting the stuff? Okay. Now, you can enjoy the rest of this in peace, knowing that you already have the stuff and are ready to make cupcakes. But don't do that yet, that's for my next blog. Ahem, the person who invented cupcakes is called Sir Jonny MicCupcak. He called 'em, Cupcaks. But later, people added the 'e' because that's the way it goes. If you do not believe me, search it up on the most popular search engine in the world. It's called; SuperSearchy by Lucy. No joke. If you can't find that website, you're lame. Uh-huh. Big time. So now, you've got a bunch of stuff sitting on your desk, what now? Well, read my second blog so you can turn 'em into cupcakes!!! The blog'll be out
TOMMOROW. NOTE: Tommorow is also CANADA DAY!!! WHOO-HOOO! GO CANADIANS!

Design

Check out my new design on my blog website My blog site it's all summer-y, ya see??
oh sooo summer-y. I heart Summa.

Cupcakes

For god's sake, who here wants a cupcake? I do!!! I am so hungry for a cupcake! I love cupcakes. You see? Last time I blabbed on and on about cakes, now I want a cupcake. Oh ,yeah! The last day of school was 2 days ago!! SO SUMMA VACATION HAS BEGUN!! I heard some schools 'let the kids go' on the 29, which is today. If that's true, then YIPPEE, I got 2 days extra!! We'replanning to go to someplace in Vancouver or something called Kalona or something. We're gonna pick cherries there. Then we go camping. Then to Toronto!! Yeah, summa vacation!!! You see the color of my text? It's yellow for SUMMA!!! How amazing, right? But, let me tell ya, I am still craving a cupcake.

Long time no write!

Hey, it's been a looooonngg time since my last post!!! It's June 23 now, and school's almost out!! This font is called Times. I do not know why. This one's called Arial, just because. And this one's Georgia. I like this font. So relaxin'. I feel like eating a mountain of cake. That's right. Cake. I mean, what kind of a fool doesn't like cake? Cake is amazing. I mean, who's idea was it to transform bread into something much, much more tasty, and all they basically did was add icing on top? That's amazing, right? I think it's amazing. And then there was another person who was jealous of the person who invented cake because he was famous for his creation. So, the other guy took some cake, and made it smaller. It was the same size as a cup, so he called his creation; a cupcake.
And then, another guy got jealous, so HE got some bread and burned it. He told everyone that he made something new; toast. Then ANOTHER guy came along. He took two pieces of bread, slammed ham in the middle, and called it a sandwich. Then a GIRL came, saw the sandwich and removed the ham. Then she cut the bread into a circle, poked a hole in the middle, and called 'em; bagels. Another girl added frosting on the bagel, and it became a donut  (doughnut). So, now you see how all these foods are very alike. I like all of them. This was a pointless blog. 　

JUNE PART 11 FINAL JUNE POST!!!

Oh, this is the last blog that I'm going to call 'June'. How sad. Boo hoo.
I have nothing to report, so I guess this is bye. I'm joking!!!! Anyway, I've been working on my evil laugh. Ahem, MWAHAHAHAHA! Was that evil?? Or maybe, it should be more like WAHAHAHAHA!? Whaddya think? OH, oh, I know the PERFECT evil laugh, I will write it at the end of this blog. Now don't you think SOMEONE should invent a flying bed? I mean C'MON, you've all made giant hunks of metal (airplanes) fly, you've also made flying cars, so why can anyone make something as simple as a flying bed. Really, work with me here. If beds could fly, we would all fly to school on our beds, no more buses or polution. Flying beds can run on water!!! Like some cars do. And they would go really fast, so we don't fall asleep on the way there. And the flying bed should be programmed to fly anywhere we want. Wouldn't that be awesome? I think it'll be awesome. Oh, is anyone who is reading this from somewhere other than North or South America?? I think some of you are from CHINA. I was born in China, so I'm Chinese. Yeah, GO CHINESE DUDES!!!! WHOO!! Okay, that's enought excitment. But, I lived here for 6 years so my English is fluent! Okay, okay, are you ready? Ｈｅｒｅ　ｃｏｍｅｓ　ｍｙ　ｅｖｉｌ　ｌａｕｇｈ！！！






BWAHAHAHAHA.

June part 10

Yeah, this is the second to last June blog entry. Oh, and I love this font. Don't YOU love this font? Cuz I do. Yeah. I do love it. This font I mean. Uh-huh. This font is awweeesoomme. Hey, who do you describe 'awesome'? You don't have to answer that. It's a wwinnnddyyy day here in Calgary. I hope it'll rain. I <3 Rain. <3 oh, yeah! Here's how you make a rose. Ahem. I need all eyes on me. Me, the amazing person. Yeah. True dat. Oh, the rose. HERE IT ISSS -----> @{--- Oh, sooo pretty. Right? Don't you just luuurrvvve that rose? Okay, now the wind outside's makin' things fall. CURSE YOU WIND!!! Oh, no wait, it's just my mom coming inside the house. *Hit's self in head with a pillow* my mistake. Oh, yeah!!! Do you 'member 'bout the par-tay I told you 'bout yesterday?? It was amazingly fun!! We got to eat cupcakes, I ate 3. Yeah, I'm a pig. But I did tell you that already. I'm sooo piggy. Right? Aren't I piggy? Don't you alllllll agree that I'm piggy?? Okay, now I'm just stalling. The wind has calmed down a bit. I feel like a weather girl. I can even hear a few birds sing. Poor birds, once the wind starts up again, they're going to get blown away. AWWWWW. S'cute!!! Ohhh, I know!!! I will now give you online british accent lessons!! So, for example you wanted to say: Good morning! What wonderful weather we're having, am I right? In Britan, you would say it like this: Gooday, gooday, sir! What lovel-ay weh-thar we are having now, right, fellas? Ahh, I'm a natural. Now if I could speak Japanese, it would be aaammaazzing. My dream is to speak Japanese. I know that 'arigato' means 'thank you', I know that's not how you spell it, but that's how you pronounce it. I know that 'sayonara' is how you say 'good-bye' and 'konichewa' is how you say 'hello'. I know a bit of French. Bonjour, comment tepell to? I know, again that's not EXACTLY how you spell it but it is how you pronounce it. And j'mappel Lucy means my name's Lucy. THINGS ARE HAPPENING. GOT TO GO.

June part 9

I think it's part 9, right? Hum, to lazy to check. Happy Saturday, everyone!! I love Saturdays, don't you?? I'm going to someone's birthday party today!!! Fun. No more HS!! Yayyy. I'm weird. Anyway, today's June 9th and it's June part 9 (I think). Almost SUMMA!!! I'm going to Toronto in the Summa, I think. Though it is not summer YET. It's still spring. And it's a gloomy day here in Calgary. I live in Calgary, yes. But I'm not telling you where I live. BLEEHHH!! Ugh, it's been rainy here. But the good news is, I LOOOOVVVVEE RAIN!! I prefer rain than a sunny day. I know, weird, isn't it? I'm eating Castella as I type. The castella is gooood. I've never tried flan, but it looks gross. I've never tried mochi, but it looks delish. I don't try lots of Japanese foods. Eh. This was a long sort of long entry. BYE.

June part 8

If you're wondering how long I'm gonna call my blogs 'June', I'll do it until it's 'June part 11'. T.G.I.F.!!!! That means 'Thank God It's Friday'!! And thank god that there's no more HS!!!! Yeah, I wouldn't have survived another minute of that. UGH.

June part 7

Today's the second-last day of HS!!! I now know that women can make babies without men! Then why do you need men on earth anyway? Strange. At the end of the school year, we might have a water balloon fight!!! OOHHHH, I hope we do. It'll be so fuuunnn. I <3 food, ya know. Food is amazing.

June part June

Hey, you get it?? It's called 'June part June' cuz June is the 6th month and this is June part 6 <3. We learned HS today again. HS means Human Sexuality. Gross. We learned about the puberty for boys. GROSS. GROSS. GROSS. Now, whenever I see a boy over 13, I'll think 'wow, that guy's been through a lot.' And we learned about the boy's errr... you know X.(. I am so grossed out that I don't want to know anything about the girls errr... I'm not gonna type it. Being a boy must be hard cuz you haveta worry 'bout WET DREAMS and yeah. I hope girls don't get cancer as easily as boys. I hope girls have the easier way. We're gonna learn 'bout the girls tomorrow. WAAHHHH!!  

June part 5

Oh, did ya see the storm last night?? Wow. I thought it was gonna flood! It's Wednesday morning, 8:00. Yay, the week's half over!!! June, June, June. I would love it if my name were June. But it's Lucy. Lucy, Lucy, Lucy.

June part 4

Yeah, I'm just calling my blog June part 4 to tick you off ^.^. I'm going to practice writing 2013 cuz 2012 is half over. Ahem, 2013, 2013, 2013. Wow. Feels so different. I wonder if the future me will read this in 2013. Hallo, future me in 2013. What's 2013 like? Is it any different than 2012? Does writing 2013 still feel awkward? OH. I JUST GOT AN IDEA. What if the world ended in December 31st 2012??? Then the future me would be DEAD. Wow. Scary. Now, I will type 2011 to see if it feels familiar. 2011, 2011. No, it doesn't. Typing 2001 doesn't either. Or 2010. Or 2009. But 2012 feels so natural. 2011 seems so long ago now. Strange. I'm confused so, um, bye(?) 

June part 3 -_-

Yeah. I know. We're all bored of June talk, am I right? Okay, then lets talk about HAMSTERS. I had 3 hamsters. Patches, Patches II and Patches III -.-. Patches ran away (R.I.P, Patches, mwah <3) Patches II died (R.I.P Patches II, mwah <3) Patches III also died (R.I.P Patches III, mwah <3). NOW BACK TO JUNE!!! If a year only had one month, I'd choose April. I know, I said my fav. month was July, but if it was always July, lets face the truth, even though it would be awesome for a while, everyone'll die of thirst. All the water'll dry up and the world'll be too hot and explode. We don't want that. If it was April 24-7, there'll be rain and sunny days so It'll work. So this blog wasn't really 'bout June was it?? Are you happy now? -.-.

June part 2

I'm baaack!! June is the 6th month. Which means, 2012 is half over!!! Wow. It's gone by really fast, if you think 'bout it. I still remember celebrating New Years like it was yesterday. Oh, yeah. June. At my school, the last day is June 27th. Does anyone want to email me?? My addy is ---> lucylikeshamsters@gmail.com yeah, just click on it. This font totally reminds me of a old typewriting thing-a-ma-bobber. Oh, yeah. June is my SECOND favorite month. My first is (drumroll) JULY!!!! July is SUMMA ALL DA WAY!!!!!! Oh, wait. Never mind. June's my THIRD favorite month. My second is (another drumroll) APRIL!!!!!!! April's my b-day <3. Oh. Wait. June. Is. My. FOURTH. Favorite. Month. Sorry!! My third fav. is (drumroll) AUGUST!!! August is a hot month! Bye.

June

don't we all love June? I know, I know, I say 'don't we all love...' too much. But, don't you love June? The month when Summer begins and Spring ends. Also, Shcool ends!!I had piano today. Happy Tuesday <3. We all love Tuesdays, right(oops ^.^)? And don't we all <3 this font??
I should shut up now.

My friend

I have a really good friend who is now in China. She's six years old (5 years younger than me!) and she's really fun to play with. I'm not gonna tell you her name but she's really cute and she's six (okay, I already said that, I know ^_^). Six years old actually isn't too young. So if you're six, consiter yourself a 'kid'. I'm a
kid too(if you know how to do grade one math, you've probably already figured that out. I'm 11) but I am also a TWEEN^.^.  To all you six-year-olds out there, you've got two more years to go until you become a
tween (but by then, I'll be 13 and I'll be a TEEN ^.^. Oh well, one more letter short, no biggie). Anyway, I miss my friend who is in China. Mwah!!  <3

Sunday

Don't we alll looovvvee Sunday?? Well, I don't. Tommorrow's school and no one
likes school. And we're starting HS in health tommorrow x.x

This font.

This font is so relaxing! It's called Trebuchet.

Victorious.

My favorite show is Victorious. Don't you love Victorious?? It's got
awesome music and stuff. And it's really funny. You can watch it on
Nick.  Yayyyy.

Food

Don't you loooove food? I looove food. I like garlic bread. Don't you like
garlic bread? I'm weird, right? Haha.