No, no, no. I already know that I've got more than 100 page views a whole long time ago. But I never noticed. So, welcome to my 100 PAGE VIEWS PAR-TAY!!!! Sorry, I had caps lock on. Here's a joke:
What comes but never arrives?
Answer:Tomorrow
Ha ha ha ha! Not funny. I just copied that right off the internet. I love the internet. You can just 'copy' and 'paste' and not do all that tracing thingy you have to do in real life. Ohh, the cruel world of reality. I mean, wouldn't it be GREAT if you can just copy and paste things in real life? I mean, just copy and paste, copy and paste! Look at that person! Oh he looks cool, I'm gonna copy him and take him home! Oh, hey, there's just one cupcake left! Oh, that's fine! I'll just copy and paste one for me! That mansion looks super expensive! That's okay, I'll just copy and paste some bills so I can buy it! Ahh... that'll be the best. Sigh. Now, lets talk real here, I'm going to Toronto on August 7th. I have a friend. I'm not going to reveal her identity. Her name starts with an 'R', that's all I'm gonna say. She doesn't BELIEVE I'm going to Toronto, so I'm going to prove it to her here:
Hello, Mysterious 'R' person!
Now that I wrote it on the internet for
EVERYONE to see, you can probably say
that YES, I'm going to Toronto, for REAL.
You see?? Now she'll get it. Ahem, now on to serious news. *Puts on a SERIOUS face* now, I have never, ever, EVER revealed my age, have I? Oh, wait I have. Now, do not report me to the Google people. Aha, that sounds weird, Google people. Hee, hee. *Puts on a goofy face, runs around screaming, laugh and chokes on juice and does a spit take* so, I guess some people might say that I'm a LITTLE bit excited for my trip.
Now, this blog is over. Be on the look out for my next one.
THIS PART IS SPOKEN WITH A BRITISH ACCENT: Tally-ho, tally-ho! I've got to go to the loo, young lad. Chip-chip-cherrio!!
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