Red Carpet

You know what I hate? Red Carpets. I mean, why does it have to be red? Red is disgusting (for a carpet). There should be PINK carpets and SILVER carpets and WHITE carpets. Okay, moving on. Today is the first time that I'M NOT HUNGRY!!!!! That's a big achivement. I love food. Hey, today is July 5th. Yesterday was a big day for all you Americans. So, since America and Canada signed something, I am going to celebrate the 4th of July, on the 5th. Ahem. OH, HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! WE ALL LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!! AMAZING AMERICA!!!!WHOOO-HOOOO!! AMERICA IS SO WEALTHY!!!!! AMERICANS MAKES ALL THE TV SHOWS (and the Chinese makes all the toys)!!!!! WHOOOO!!! Okay, that's enough excitment. We all know you Americans hate Canadians. I mean, you see American celebs saying 'omg, I love Canada!!‘ but the truth is, they get paid to say that. Even so, HAPPY LATE 4TH OF JULY, AMERICA!!!