The Mayans

Are you reading this? Then hello!!!! So, about the Mayans... I have NO idea what they are. But they ended their calendar on December 21th. Why? I dunno. But they did. Soooooo... what does that mean?! TOMORROW IS THE ENNNNDDD!!!!!!! If it's not, then DECEMBER 31 IS THE ENNNDDD!!! OH MY GOD, this might be the LAST blog I'll ever do!!! How very scary. soooo scary. yeah. okay uh huh. AAAAAAAARRRRUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!
Did I mention tomorrow is the end?

12/12/12

O_O oh my god. Today is December 12, 2012!!!! I thought the world was gonna end at 12:12 pm. Hehehehe. But why? I mean, last year it was once November 11 2011, right? Sigh, just wait till the 31st. So, are pageviews like how many people look at your blog? Gosh, I'm slowwww. French is weird. We had French today. It's weird. BONJOUR!!!! Le crayon. Dans mon sac a dos..... I don't know if I spelled that correctly. It means in my backpack... I want a magazine. So back to today's date. why 2012 be the end of the world? why why why why???? Cuz 20 + 12 = 32, and I find nothing evil about 32. Or 20. Or 12. I mean, if it was 2013, I would understand, 13 is totally evil. TSK TSK. Who watched the final episode of iCarly? Saaaddd...... I want my mom to get Nick, but I know she'll say no. (WARNING, Advertisement) Nick is sooooo totally awesome. They have ALL the best shows like iCarly, Victorious.... actually, that's basically it. Glad the cancelled How To Rock. Now if we can only get rid of Planet Sheen, Fanboy and Chum Chum... 

Merry December!

I say hey ho to all the people who are reading this. You're probably reading this for the first time because usually, people who read my blog find it extremely weird and never looks at it again. But hey ya all rookies! I've got 6 minutes and I need to blog!!!! I am sorry I didn't blog in SUCH  a long time. But guess what? This is totally the Story of My Life (from May to December anyway)! And, I am almost, almost, almost, almost twelve!!!!!!!!!! How greeeeattt is that?? It is splendid. WHAT AN AMAZING AGE TWELVE IS. I want to post some sort of quote like people do, but when I searched 'funny quotes' on Google, it gave me something inappropriate. I am sorry if that's spelled wrong. After all, I'm only eleven. But I have to say, I was the fastest typer (that's not a word) in my class last year. <3 sooo proud! <3. 2 more minutes..... bye.

Kay, nevermind that. I am back for another 7 minutes (what's wrong with me?) So, I understand that I JUST published this blog and it hasn't even been 3 minutes and two people already read it (or atleast clicked on it, realized it made no sense, and went back). I find that weiirddd. USA, USA!!! Why did I just say that? I do not know. School's out on Dec. 20. And as wee alllllll know, the end of the world is near!!!!! Dec. 31 12:00am (wherever you are), buildings will crash, a giant hawk will come and kill everyone (?), there will be earthquakes, tornadoes, big wave storms (called tsunamis or something)!!!! And earth will... EXPLODE!!! well, thank you for reading to the end of my blog, I don't expect to ever see you again. Farewell, fair gentleman/lady, I hope you become successful in life. GOODBYE FOREVER!!!! Wish me luck that some nice new people come to read my blog next week!