Two Blogs in ONE day!

Wowie, it is soooo rare that I'd ever blog twice a day, so YIPPIE-YAH-YO! My favorite show of all time, Victorious isn't airing any episodes! Neither is my second-fav. show of all time, iCarly. I am so sad T.T. Yes, that is a crying sad face. Uh-huh, that's how sad I am. Pure sadness. Sadness all the way. Filled to the brim with sadness--- okay, I'll shut up now.
My motto is 'need something, you can't find it, find something, you don't need it' which is the truest thing in the world. I mean, how many times have you said this: oh, lookie! I found something! But I don't need it. *Tosses the thing back in with the other things* wait a minute, I DO need that thing! *Searches for it but can't find it and frowns and crinkles forehead in frustration*. That is soooo familiar. 

London 2012 Olympics!

Hello, and welcome to the 2012 London Olympics!!!! I'm your host, Lucy. Now, we're going to talk about something else! To all of you who still don't get it, my titles don't say ANYTHING about what my blog is about. Usually. That's cuz I do the title first, so I really don't know what I'm going to write here. I just make it up as I go along. So smart, right? I am a very fast typer, I know that. I also know that 'typer' isn't a word. Please, just don't be a Negative Nina. I have piano in less than 3 hours, so wish me good luck in your head, RIGHT NOW PLEASE!!!! Good luck in piano, Lucy! Gooooood luck, Lucy! Best of luck to ya! Yay, now I'll have good luck! Ba-ba-ba-bummm! Instant change of font! Yeah, yeah, yeahhhh! I have a fake pink streak in my hair right now. My hair is black. Blackie, black, black. Pink streak plus black hair equals evil-looking girl. Am I right? EVVVILLL. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so evil. Sigh. I think this computer is heating up too much now. Sorry, gtg. That means 'Got To Go' but before I do, I wanna change the color of my text. Lookie, it's pinkie!!! Whoo! My signature color is aquamarine, Ta-daaa! It's an aquamarine-ish color. Or maybe this? Whatever, from this day on, I promise to write in this color. Yayyyy, buh-byeeeee!!!

100 Page Views Celebration!!

No, no, no. I already know that I've got more than 100 page views a whole long time ago. But I never noticed. So, welcome to my 100 PAGE VIEWS PAR-TAY!!!! Sorry, I had caps lock on. Here's a joke:
What comes but never arrives?


Answer:Tomorrow
Ha ha ha ha! Not funny. I just copied that right off the internet. I love the internet. You can just 'copy' and 'paste' and not do all that tracing thingy you have to do in real life. Ohh, the cruel world of reality. I mean, wouldn't it be GREAT if you can just copy and paste things in real life? I mean, just copy and paste, copy and paste! Look at that person! Oh he looks cool, I'm gonna copy him and take him home! Oh, hey, there's just one cupcake left! Oh, that's fine! I'll just copy and paste one for me! That mansion looks super expensive! That's okay, I'll just copy and paste some bills so I can buy it! Ahh... that'll be the best. Sigh. Now, lets talk real here, I'm going to Toronto on August 7th. I have a friend. I'm not going to reveal her identity. Her name starts with an 'R', that's all I'm gonna say. She doesn't BELIEVE I'm going to Toronto, so I'm going to prove it to her here:
Hello, Mysterious 'R' person!
Now that I wrote it on the internet for
EVERYONE to see, you can probably say 
that YES, I'm going to Toronto, for REAL.
You see?? Now she'll get it. Ahem, now on to serious news. *Puts on a SERIOUS face* now, I have never, ever, EVER revealed my age, have I? Oh, wait I have. Now, do not report me to the Google people. Aha, that sounds weird, Google people. Hee, hee. *Puts on a goofy face, runs around screaming, laugh and chokes on juice and does a spit take* so, I guess some people might say that I'm a LITTLE bit excited for my trip. 
Now, this blog is over. Be on the look out for my next one. 
THIS PART IS SPOKEN WITH A BRITISH ACCENT: Tally-ho, tally-ho! I've got to go to the loo, young lad. Chip-chip-cherrio!! 

Bloggy-Blog-Blog!

Hi, hi, hi, hi!!! I haven't blogged since FOREVER ago!! Hi, again! Yes, it is still me, the wonderful, amazing, funny LUCY!!!! Mwah, mwah, thank you all! Yes. Now, who's in the mood to talk about random stuff? I am! And for your information, this is MY blog, not yours so if you don't wanna read RANDOM STUFF, I suggest you go jump off a cliff. Thank you. Now, for those people who aren't dead, I present to you, RANDOM STUFF!!:
I'm in the mood for cupcakes, aren't you in the mood for cupcakes? I'm always in the mood for cupcakes. >.< yes, I am. Do you ever sit awake in bed, and you suddenly think; I've always wanted an out-of-body experience? Well, here's what it feels like to be out of your own body. Imagine you're on an airplane. Now, imagine the airplane is gone, and you're still flying. You can imagine that, right? Yep, that's what it feels like to be out of your own body. Cool, eh? Okay, for the record, I just made that up. But I'm pretty sure that's what it feels like. Geez, don't be a Negative Nina. For those of you out there, the name 'Nina' is pronounced NEE-NA, not NINE-A. Just putting that out there. Ahem, on August 7th, I'm going to Toronto for 9 days!! I'm gon' see the Niagara Falls, Baby! Whoo! So maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to TOUCH the USA. Maybe. You people know about the 2012 London Olympics, right? It's probably still on, so go watch it! Wait, finish reading my blog first! Rude. The Olympics, a.k.a, THE FIVE RING THINGIES, are to be in London this year. It was in Beijing in 2008 and even in our very own Vancouver in 2010 (I've been to Vancouver once. Two years ago). NOW, HELLLLOOOWWWW, LONDON! London, did you know there's a London in Canada too? That's right. There is. BYE!

Julyyyyyyyyy

Oh, I haven't wrote in a looooonnnggg time. It's July 17. I went to the stampede with my friend. We barely did anything. One sec, I gotta go do something.

Red Carpet

You know what I hate? Red Carpets. I mean, why does it have to be red? Red is disgusting (for a carpet). There should be PINK carpets and SILVER carpets and WHITE carpets. Okay, moving on. Today is the first time that I'M NOT HUNGRY!!!!! That's a big achivement. I love food. Hey, today is July 5th. Yesterday was a big day for all you Americans. So, since America and Canada signed something, I am going to celebrate the 4th of July, on the 5th. Ahem. OH, HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! WE ALL LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!! AMAZING AMERICA!!!!WHOOO-HOOOO!! AMERICA IS SO WEALTHY!!!!! AMERICANS MAKES ALL THE TV SHOWS (and the Chinese makes all the toys)!!!!! WHOOOO!!! Okay, that's enough excitment. We all know you Americans hate Canadians. I mean, you see American celebs saying 'omg, I love Canada!!‘ but the truth is, they get paid to say that. Even so, HAPPY LATE 4TH OF JULY, AMERICA!!!

Happy Tuesday!

Yes, yes, it is a very cloudy Tuesday here in Calgary. It might rain. But there is sun, so the chances aren't as high. Hee hee. Did I sound 'weather reporter' like? Today is July 3rd. And on July 14th, I'm going to Kelowna, B.C. to pick cherries!!! How fun!! Only 11 days away. Do you know what I like? I like going on airplanes or trains or whatever early in the morning or late at night. It's just more exciting that way. I'm going to Kelowna at 7:00 am, but I have to wake up at 5:00 am!!!!!!!! I just loooove waking up early!! But I do prefer if we left at midnight. I like going to places at midnight. Midnight is the best. THE BEST. Hey, if you're reading this right now, and you're from GERMANY, can you understand me? CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? Cuz if you don't know how to speak English, I suggest you stop reading this cuz you're not gonna understand anyway. Same with you people from China and MALAYSIA. Really, Malaysia? I don't even know what that is.

Decorate the Cupcakes

This is the last blog about 'recipes'. So right now, go get a can of frosting or make your own and decorate the cupcakes red and white for CANADA DAY!!!! Which was yesterday. Or, if you're American, I suppose you can decorate 'em white, red and blue and with stars. You see? American's have problems too. I mean, the Canadian flag is just line, leaf, line while the Americans have to draw every single stupid star and lines and ugh. Too be honest, I am not a fan of America. A place where basically EVERYONE has a gun and can kill you if they're mad. Anyway, 'America Day' is on the 4th of July, while Canada Day is on the first. Which means, Canada is 'first' while America is 'fourth' best. BWAHAHAHAHA. Sorry if I upset you America lovers. I will never speak of this again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Make your Cupcakes!

Now you can make you delish cupcakes following a recipe that I won't give you. So go, make 'em right now!! Go, on, go!! Okay, are you done? Okay, HAPPY CANADA DAY!!! Yahhh, rahhhh go Canada!! That's a rhyme!! I might be going to P.I. Park for the celebration, cuz we all know Canada's really big! That has nothing to do with it, I know. But don't you decorate those cupcakes, that's for tomorrow. We'll decorate 'em white and red... oops, spoiler alert!